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Tristan Thompson Cannot Stop Banging Women That Are Not His Wife

Khloe Kardashian has thrown in the towel, breaking up with Tristan Thompson after she found out her baby daddy allegedly cheated on her with Kylie Jenner’s best friend … TMZ has learned.

We’re told Tristan flew into Los Angeles to spend Valentine’s Day Thursday with Khloe and their daughter, True. On Sunday night he was at a house party, where we’re told he snuggled up with Kylie’s BFF, Jordyn Woods.

Witnesses tell us Tristan and Jordyn were all over each other … making out. We’re told Khloe found out and immediately broke things off with the NBA player … a source tells us “she has had enough.” (TMZ)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yoooo my man went home for Valentine’s Day to spend to time with his WIFE and their CHILD and banged some other girl right as the weekend was ending like, moments before his plane was taking off.

Tristan Thomspon doesn’t give a shit about anything. I think I care more about Khloe Kardashian then he does. And not only did he cheat on his wife for the millionth time and not only was it Valentine’s weekend, but he hooked up with his wife’s sister’s best friend Jordyn Woods.

I mean, okay yea, I get it. Tristan just became the best player in Cavaliers history.

Are we going to get mad at Tristan for cheating again or are we mad at the family friend who knowingly hooked up for a married man at a public party? Tristan still? Okay.

I cannot wait for the Tiger Woods reveal of all the women that Tristan has actually slept with. Right now we only know about the models he’s been with. Wait until the diner waitresses and Burger King cashiers get leaked.

Also shout out to Khloe and Tristan’s kid. That child is about to have soooo many step moms. Holidays and birthdays are going to be lit.

 

 

 

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