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Trevor Bauer is a Sociopath

Trevor Bauer gave an interview Sports Illustrated about why he thinks he’s so hated on social media and it’s truly a journey into the mind of a fuckboy. Earlier this year he harrased a girl on Twitter for no reason and today we learned the mentality behind the man who cut his finger on a toy before the World Series.

“My new five-year goal is to be the most internationally recognizable baseball brand,” Bauer says. That is one reason why he continues to engage on social media, despite its pitfalls, and why he gets into so many online tiffs and references the numbers 69 and 420 so much, because his research has suggested that’s what audiences like. While he currently has about 180,000 followers on Twitter and Instagram, he plans for that figure to rise to 10 million in three to five years.

When Bauer meets a potential romantic partner, he outlines for her the parameters of any possible relationship on their very first date. “I have three rules,” he says. “One: no feelings. As soon as I sense you’re developing feelings, I’m going to cut it off, because I’m not interested in a relationship and I’m emotionally unavailable. Two: no social media posts about me while we’re together, because private life stays private. Three: I sleep with other people. I’m going to continue to sleep with other people. If you’re not O.K. with that, we won’t sleep together, and that’s perfectly fine. We can just be perfectly polite platonic friends.”

It’s his way of being considerate. “I imagine if I was married at this point, I would be a very bad husband,” he says. He does want a family in the future, when he can be as all in on it as he currently is on his career, maybe in a decade or so. (Sports Illustrated)

Soooo, in case you disliked Trevor Bauer and couldn’t quite figure out why, now you know. Trevor Bauer is the type of guy who makes 69 jokes because his ‘research’ shows that it’s funny (It’s not). He 1000% uses the ‘that’s what she said’ joke all the time. He’s Elon Musk with a decent curveball.

One night a MAGA hat had sex with a Barstool flag and Trevor Bauer spawned from their post-coitus Juul vapors. Oh, and he was born with that gross ass chinstap beard, I assume.

Guys who openly say ‘no feelings’ and ‘I’m emotionally unavailable’ like to create this false narrative that the women they date get too attached when in reality it’s the other way around. Bauer 1000% seems like the type of guy who gets a girl’s number, texts her ‘hey’ and then when she doesn’t answer within the hour, he sends her nonstop messages calling her a bitch and that she’s wasting his time and that’s she’s ugly anyway and he gets way hotter girls than her so he doesn’t even care that she never answered him even though he so clearly cares.

Trevor Bauer gets left on ‘read’ so much that he feels entitled to treat women who are actually nice to him badly. It should also be mentioned that Bauer is 28 years old. Not 18. He should probably develop an actual personality instead of just being the oldest guy at the frat party making all of the hilarious 420 jokes and nut-tapping his bros.

He’s the type of person that thinks voting for Donald Trump is ‘thinking differently’ and ‘anti-establishment’ when in actuality is just reinforces the establishment that has existed for generations. It’s literally the polar opposite of tihnking differently.

Oh and never trust the person who dreams of being social media famous. Clearly this man lacks meaningful priorities, you know, like a sociopath.

Get Trevor Bauer alllll the way the fuck out of here.

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