toronto blue jays worst start in franchise history

Toronto Blue Jays Are Off To Worst Start in Franchise History, BAHAHAHA

After losing 4-3 to the Milwaukee Brewers on Tuesday night, the 2017 Toronto Blue Jays are officially of to their worst start in Franchise history and I cannot stop laughing. BAHAHAHA.

The cockiest team of straight assholes ever put in the same clubhouse can’t string together any wins and I couldn’t be happier to see them fail. Troy Tulowitzki turned into a trashbag overnight. Jose Bautista is addicted to striking out. Josh Donaldson is a bitch. Losers lose.

The Blue Jays have played 7 games thus far. Russell Martin doesn’t have a hit yet. BAHAHAH. The Blue Jays have scored 20 runs this season which is dead last in the American League. You can’t see me as I’m mashing my keyboard but I’m smiling ear to ear.

Oh, and here’s a quick little bonus stat for dessert:

BAHAHAHA.

 

 

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