Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, left, is tackled by Seattle Seahawks defensive end Cliff Avril during the first half of a preseason NFL football game Thursday, Aug. 25, 2016, in Seattle. (AP Photo/Elaine Thompson)

Tony Romo Gets Injured in the Preseason Sooo Dallas is Dead

“I was just in shock and had my mind on just, ‘C’mon, Tony. Get up,”’ Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said via The Associated Press.

”Said a few prayers right there in the middle on the spot. Really just couldn’t imagine getting that hand dealt to us. We’re pleased that it’s in good shape. We obviously don’t need to see what Tony can do out there.”


The Dallas Cowboys are dead. Tony Romo has done what Tony Romo does best. Romo’s bones are made up of paper mache. Last year he was out with a broken collarbone. The year before he was out with a broken collarbone. Tony Romo appeared to hurt his back in last night’s preseason game but I guarantee his collarbone hurts too.

When do we pull the plug on Romo? Yesterday?

As a New York Giants fan, I’m just going to pencil the team as the NFC East winners. In the NFL, you’re only as good as you’re starting quarterback so let us quickly compare QBs. The Giants have Eli Manning. The Redskins have Kirk Cousins. The Eagles have Sam Bradford. The Cowboys have Dak Prescott?



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