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Tom Brady Looks Like an Asshole

Tom Brady looks like an asshole. I believe this is the beginning of the end for the best quarterback in NFL history. Ever since the e-mails leaked of him flipping out over the color of his pool covers, the Brady train has started to derail.

This haircut is a cry for help. Perhaps this 4-game suspension has shook him a little bit. Brady’s rattled. Everyone keeps suggesting that maybe Jimmy Garappolo will step up and carry the team on his back. Tom is grasping for sanity hear as he’s stuck at home raising his shitty kids for the first time.

Well now he looks like Shawn Hunter from Boy Meets World but like the bad years when the show got too serious about his parents abandoning him and it wasn’t funny for a few seasons while we watched Shawn cry every week.



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