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Tiger Woods Was High On Literally Every Drug During His DUI Arrest

A toxicology report released Monday showed Vicodin, Dilaudid, Xanax, Ambien and THC (tetrahydrocannabinol) in Tiger Woods’ system following his arrest in May on suspicion of driving under the influence, according to ESPN.com.

Woods pleaded not guilty to a charge of driving under the influence Aug. 9 but will plead guilty to reckless driving at a hearing Oct. 25. As part of his guilty plea, Woods will enter a diversion program, attend DUI school and perform 50 hours of community service, among other conditions.

Woods said “an unexpected reaction to prescribed medications” had led to his state prior to his arrest, according to CNN’s Kristina Sgueglia and Jill Martin.

(Bleacher Report)

Tiger Woods Had a LIT night. Pass the drugs to ya mans, Tiger. Tiger listened to both of Future’s albums this year and next thing he knew, he was driving on the highway with a body full of every drug referenced on HNDRXX.

Is it time to start genuinely being concerned for Tiger’s life? I mean, he’s divorced and essentially unemployed and apparently has every possible drug just chillin in his medicine cabinets. First, he was addicted to golf. Then he was addicted Perkins waitresses and now it’s pain killers.

We’re about 6 months away from Tiger Woods attempting to fly off of a building after smoking a pound of K2. Now is the time to party with Tiger before the wheels completely fall off. Everyone knows he has the best kush.

#PrayForTiger

 

 

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