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Tiger Woods Can’t Stop Banging Diner Waitresses, Let’s Meet His New Bae Erica Herman

Is Tiger Woods banging the general manager of his Florida restaurant? Sure looks like it … especially after the way they cozied up together this weekend at the President’s Cup. Tiger was arm-in-arm with Erica Herman, who was ID’d on as the GM of The Woods, which touts itself as “Tiger’s flagship restaurant” in Jupiter. Plus, Herman was sporting a “player spouse” credential on the links, according to


Tiger Woods, you dirty dog. Everyone has a type whether they want to admit it or not. Tiger’s type is quite clear. Restaurant employees. I totally understand. I’m a writer and I find myself dating people who are also doing more creative things. We all lean towards a particular profession.

But what’s great about Erica Herman is that she’s homegrown. Tiger Woods essentially created his own farm system by opening up a restaurant in Florida and Erica Herman worked her way up to the big leagues. I assume she started in the kitchen and worked her way up to general manager.

You have to respect Tiger for creating his own restaurant so he can pluck the employees out to sleep with. I’m glad he’s finally embracing his love of waitresses. The second I get rich, I’m creating an art gallery so I can prey on the emotional unstable young artists, Tiger Woods style.

Shout out to Erica Herman for making it to the majors.


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Written by TheLesterLee

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