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This Motherfucker Really Raped a Girl He Met At BIBLE STUDY

This is a tough story for me to write about. There is no nuance or gray area regarding rape. The Antonio Brown Saga has been fun to this point and we all got our jokes off. Personally, I love any and all opportunities to point out that Ben Roethlisberger is a creepy sexual predator.

But after this story broke, it’s kind of odd that AB and Big Ben didn’t get along better considering they have so much in common.

Britney Taylor was a gymnast that went to college with Antonio Brown at Central Michigan where the two met at bible study. Fucking bible study.

7 years later, AB slid into her Facebook DMs and asked her to be his trainer. Quick rule: don’t answer your Facebook messages. The only time you ever get those notifications is if someone’s black out drunk and horny or they left their cell phone in your car. Otherwise, stay away from that shit.

Britney claims the inappropriate behavior started almost immediately with him whipping it out and kissing her totally unprovoked without her interest.

Later that same month after his first disgusting act, Bill Belichick’s new baby boy randomly jerked off on homegirl’s back while they were watching religious shows.

Do you see the pattern of behavior going on here? These are the indicators you need to look for when you’re attempting to discern whether or not these types of accusations of true.

He preyed on a girl he met at bible study and beat off on her back when watching ‘religious shows’. This was all about power. Antonio Brown feeling powerful while taking all of Britney’s power away.

After quitting, AB waited about a year to reach out, apologize and lure her back into his life andddd he immediately proceeded to rape her in 2018. No more creepy foreplay of popping his dick out whenever. He held her down and raped her (she claims or whatever).

Antonio Brown has come out and admitted to having sex with this woman but claimed it was consensual. If Derrick Rose said in a courtroom that he didn’t understand what consent was, Antonio Brown hasn’t even heard of that word before.

Let’s talk about the incriminating emails he angrily sent her:

Quick pet peeve: there isn’t a space between your last word and the punctuation. I mean, literally read ANYTHING. You don’t put a space before an exclamation or question mark. Be better.

Also, shout out to Britney for even locating these emails. Typically if you send an email with no subject line and this many typos, it’s going directly into the spam filter with the hot new deals for sunglasses!! and Nigerian Prince scammers.

But back to AB and his insistence on ratting on himself. Look at how frequently he brings up cumming on her back. I don’t know any girl who is like ‘sure, jerk off on my back as we watch Veggie Tales’ so needless to say he did it without her permission so to be bragging about it to her while he’s attempting to mock and intimidate her is something that a rapist would do.

None of us were there and blah blah but what in the fuck about Antonio Brown’s past behavior makes you give this man the benefit of the doubt?

Now, you can make the argument that Britney is the ultimate opportunist who is down on her luck at the moment and is using AB’s recent erratic behavior as a chance to swan dive into his bank account.

OR, what’s far more likely is that the public opinion has soured enough on Brown for her to feel comfortable filling this lawsuit without Brown/Patriots fans destroying her at her most vulnerable moment.

Fuck Antonio Brown. This sick motherfucker groomed a girl from bible study. Watch him win a Super Bowl with the Patriots. The NFL is gross.


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