Apr 8, 2016; Charlotte, NC, USA; A close up view of Charlotte Hornets guard Jeremy Lin (7) hairstyle prior to the game against the Brooklyn Nets at Time Warner Cable Arena. Mandatory Credit: Jeremy Brevard-USA TODAY Sports
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There Are An Obnoxious Amount of Man Buns on the Charlotte Hornets

I’ve said this earlier in the NBA season and it’s still very very true, Jeremy Lin looks like an asshole. However, what I failed to realize is that he is not alone as Spencer Hawes looks like an asshole as well. The amount of man buns on this roster is alarming.

I have no idea whether or not the Charlotte Hornets or a good basketball team. Yes, they made the playoffs but so did the Memphis Grizzlies and they’re basically a D-League squad with even worse perimeter shooters.

I know they won Game 3 against the Miami Heat by a large margin but you’re supposed to win games at home. I have no idea how that happened but they managed to score more points than their opponent which is strange because for a professional sports team, the Hornets are incredibly unathletic.

Having said all of this, I think I’m jumping of the Charlotte bangwagon. First, you have to love Michael Jordan’s reactions to anything. The camera is on his face after every single possesion and I love it. I want Jordan’s facial expressions after every moment in his life. You know, like the time David Stern suspeneded him for a season because he gambled too much.

This is a team of underdogs. Poorly groomed underdogs. Their either going straight to the NBA finals or they’re never winning another game. Man buns are tricky like that.

 

Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you support the Hornets and their man buns.

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Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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