The Antonio Brown saga is quickly coming to an end soon in Pittsburgh because it has to. On March 17th, Brown is due a $2.5 million roster bonus and seeing as how he’s spent the entire offseason shitting on the front office and Ben Roethlisberger so I can’t imagine they want to reward him with extra cash.
Teams aren’t rushing to acquire the sociopath who thinks the game of football revolves around
There is no denying that outside of DeAndre Hopkins and Odell Beckham, Antonio Brown is the best wide receiver in the NFL and when it’s all said and done, he might go down as the No. 1 receiver in the history of the league. Eat a dick, Jerry Rice.
But there’s something about his insanity joining the orbit of Jon Gruden that might make for the most must-watch team we’ve seen in decades. Two of the biggest assholes the NFL has right now might join forces and I’ve never rooted for anything harder.
If you’re on the Raiders roster right now then I’m sure you are confused as hell
On top of that, if Brown is complaining at Big Ben, and the Raiders players turned their backs on Derek Carr last year after he got tackled too hard and cried, then Brown might put Carr on suicide watch.
Jon Gruden came in like a wrecking ball to destroy the Raiders and now he’s bringing in the backhoe to make sure all of the roots are destroyed as well. The Raiders are moving to Las Vegas in 2020 but before they go, Gruden and Brown want to burn the city of Oakland to the ground. It’s going to be fucking hilarious when they both dye their mustaches blonde and rob the Raiders franchise of every penny they can get.
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