I think I’ve made it very clear that I’m skeptical of Batman V. Superman. DC’s desparate attempt to catch up to Marvel’s cinematic monopoly. They’re going from 0-to-Justice League reaaaal quick and I was concerned. As cool as I know I seem, I’m a huge DC fan. Superman is our Jesus. Batman is our….Batman. The first trailer that was released for this movie was average to be generous. Now watch this:
I love that Superman is a stone cold killer. Absolutely blood thirsty. Just brooding and being worshipped. That’s the real Superman. That’s my dude. Embracing being a murderous monster. There’s a clip in the trailer where Batman snaps a dudes neck. Snapping necks is sooo hot in the DC streets. How is Superman going to one up that? He’ll probably straight up rip someone’s arms out of their torso. Love homicide Superman. Need more.
Again , I know I’ve shit on Wonder Woman’s dumb new costume before but in this trailer she looked cool as shit. Keep everything dark and gloomy, DC. I want to walk away from this movie feeling like I just left a funeral. No jokes. No happiness. There better not be a single joke in this film. Not one. Just vicious gruesome massacres and grey filters, please.
I’m excited for this movie and I’m going to pretend like Jesse Eisenberg isn’t the worst Lex Luthor ever. Hopefully Lois Lane plays an extremely minor role in this movie. I think I’ve made it quite clear that I am not a Lois Lane. Also going to have to ignore the fact that Alfred Pennyworth looks maybe 8 years older than Bruce Wayne. Ignore. Ignore. Ignore. Also this comes out in 2016 so I should probably stop caring about this for at least another 9 months.
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