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The Internet Has Discovered The AT&T Girl’s Tits

The Internet is the horniest place on Earth and once they set their sights on a new target to all collectively fap to, it quickly becomes insufferable and inescapable. They have now figured out that the AT&T girl has peek-a-boobs aka sneaky large tits and now it’s the only thing I see anytime I open up my phone.

Turns out, sometimes women have breasts. It’s odd, I know. But everyone once in a while you’ll run into one of these. No need to be so alarmed, everyone. Not to give away my little secrets but what you could do is open up a new browser and in the search bar you type the ‘boobs’ and then go to the images tab.

Thank me later.

But the creepy Internet took it steps further by commenting on all the AT&T Instagram posts about her ‘milky mommy tits.’

The Internet has passed me by. I didn’t realize we were just calling breasts ‘milkers’ now. So much so that the AT&T social media manager had to step in and defend the actress against these weird milk comments.

The problem is, the horniness got so loud that the AT&T commercial actress, Milana Vayntrub, not only had to address the noise but was crying on Instagram Live discussing it.

Well, this sucks.

Your annoying little nonstop comments about this stranger’s tits are no longer cute or clever. It seems like it’s just harmless IG comments and your main objective could be to get a joke off for some Likes but men are completely incapable of understanding what it feels like to be physically threatened by the opposite gender.

No matter how aggressive women may be towards you sexually, you will never be afraid that they will straight up physically take it from you against your will. Women have to deal with their own safety in the close proximity of men on a daily basis and having floods of anonymous men shouting at her about her cup size probably is making her question her safety right now.

Remember when we used to find a hot girl and then just like, text our friends about it and shut the fuck up and not hop in her DMs demanding to see her ‘milkers’? Remember those days?

Again just Google tits and leave the AT&T girl alone.

I should probably also reveal that I met Milana like, 9 years ago at an Improv show and I did not tell her how badly I needed to drink her breast milk. I’m telling you from experience it’s okay to not be so aggressively horny towards her.

Also, Verizon has better phone service. Don’t give bitch ass AT&T this free press.

 

 

 


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TheLesterLee

Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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