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The Houston Astros Won The 2017 World Series And I’m Pissed

Sooo, after the Houston Astros defeated the New York Yankees in Game 7 of the ALCS, I stopped watching the MLB playoffs. Full disclosure, I watched zero seconds/frames of the 2017 World Series but from what I hear, the Houston Astros won last night over the Los Angeles Dodgers.

The Astros defeated the Los Angeles Dodgers 5-1 in Game 7 at Dodger Stadium and I’m pissed.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it forever, fuck the Houston Astros. They mocked the Yankees after they beat them last round by making fun of their world famous thumbs down celebration. The amount of love that Jose Altuve gets for being 5’6 is disgusting. He’s not a dwarf. He’s not overcoming some tremendous handicap.

Justin Verlander quickly became my least my favorite pitcher ever. Of course, all of a sudden he turns into Sandy Koufax against the Yankees and struck out everyone on 3 straight pitches. I will never forgive Dallas Keuchel for beating Masahiro Tanaka in the 2015 AL Wild Card play-in game. He was trash during these playoffs but I am proud to hold grudges.

That Astros hate went through the roof when Yuli Gurriel was caught making fun of Yu Darvish’s eyes. Here’s the thing, you learn in like, 3rd grade not to make the ‘slanty’ eyes joke. Yuli Gurriel is 33 years old. Please stop excusing his actions because of his ‘culture’ or that he was ‘joking’. No, Gurriel isn’t racist. I’m sure he has no opinion of Asian people. It’s just a fucked up thing to do.

The Houston Astros won the 2017 World Series and I’m pissed. Congrats to Carlos Beltran or whatever.

 

 

 

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