8. Kobayashi

Bobby Bank

The ‘munchies’ is a common side effect of this drug. The smallest people somehow transform into eating machines. They make 300-pound diabetics blush. Imagine how many hotdogs Kobayashi could eat if he got high first. Probably the same amount actually…

Pro tip: If you’re out to dinner with friends and someone accuses you of overeating, just pretend like you’re mega high and everyone will totally understand and let you eat whatever you want.

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