2. First Timer.

 Coughing man

The amount of excitement and/or fear radiating off of the first timer is so very evident. You can hear them coughing from across the room. The first timer usually changes into the paranoid hallucinator but hopefully they grow out of that.

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Little do they know that they’re wasting their time smoking, unless they enjoy cotton mouth, bloodshot eyes and smelling like the rain forest. So don’t be embarrassed, but everyone knows its your first time. It’s not a big deal.


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