The 8 Types of Drunks
Everything written on Deadseriousness was written while I was inebriated so this is sort of my expertise. I spend most of my free time and time when I should be actually working, at bars so I’ve interacted with many different types of drunks. Those two sentences back to back sound pretty depressing.
No matter where you come from, what your background is or how you were raised, there are very specific types of drunks that are running loose in the wild. Here are the 8 types of drunks that exist in this crazy world:
1. The Dancer.
When the dancer gets a little alcohol in them, they transform into a Jabbawockee. Or at least they think they do. They kick their shoes off and all sense of dignity as they embarrass themselves on the dance floor. Daily struggles are just forgotten once music comes on.
They absolutely love humiliating themselves. They’ll dance on tables and speakers, anything to draw attention to themselves. The dancer don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.