The 25 Most Anticipated Albums of 2019

15. Mannequin Pussy


This band scratches every itch for me. They have a female guitarist. They have a brother on the bass. And they have an incredibly stupid band name. Release that new album, yo.

14. Q-Tip 

Q-Tip is releasing an album in 2019 and usually I ignore rappers from the 90’s releasing new projects but A Tribe Called Quest dropped We Got It from Here… Thank You 4 Your Service a couple of years ago and it was better than anything like, Wale ever made.

13. Priests

I’m always honest with you guys. I’m an open book. This slot originally had Taylor Swift and then I was like ‘lol I don’t give a shit about Taylor Swift making a new album and I can’t even pretend to care’. So instead, Priests, a band I actually do enjoy, is releasing a new album in 2019. Let’s focus on that instead.

12. Japanese Breakfast

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11. Lana Del Rey

There’s going to be so many sad girl albums coming out in 2019 and none will be more popular than Lana Del Rey who I became a fan of this year when she threatened to beat the shit out of Azealia Banks. What a queen. I’ll totally pretend like she wasn’t created in a lab by the music industry to lull us to sleep.


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