The 25 Most Anticipated Albums of 2019

We’ve listed the best albums of 2018 and now it’s time to look forward toward 2019. Some artists have already announced that they have new music coming and some artists have just been away long enough for us to comfortably expect some new tunes.

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25. Ariana Grande

According to my Twitter timeline, Ariana Grande is the only musical artist that exists. I’m only putting her on this list because I’ve seen what happens to men that cross her. I’m not trying to be out here like Pete Davidson posting sad ass Instagram posts because Ariana’s fans won’t stop calling me ugly.

24. Czarface

Last Czarface released a collab album with MF DOOM that was fire and next year they have a collab with Ghostface Killah coming. I’m going to need that automatically downloaded onto my phone like that U2 album was.

23. Kanye West

I hate Kanye West. But I need this new album Yandhi to come out already. He promised it after his wack ass SNL performance where he dressed as a big bottle with Lil Pump and then gave a speech praising Donald Trump. Please just drop this, have your annoying Twitter rant and the disappear.

22. Saba, Nomame & Smino

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 
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A RARE PHOTO SET OF 3 YOUNG GOATS CASUALLY RESHAPING WHAT POPULAR MUSIC WILL SOUND LIKE FOR THE NEXT 20 OF THEM THANGS

 

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Saba, Noname and Smino are joining forces like Hollywood Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash and Scott Hall did in WCW to create the NWO. Hulk will still say the n-word more times than these three will in 2019.

21. James Blake

James Blake sound like old AOL dial-ups having sex with Star Wars Droids with a very depressed man narrating the action which turns out to be my favorite genre of music.

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