fucking savages

The 2019 New York Yankees Are Fucking Savages in the Box

And there it is, the 2019 New York Yankees are officially fucking savages in the box. Just as the prophecy foretold. This was meant to happen. Like Thanos, it was inevitable.

“My guys are fucking savages in that fucking box right? And you’re having a real piece-of-shit start to this game. I feel bad for you, but fucking get better. That guy is a good pitcher, but our guys are fucking savages in that box. Our guys are savages in that fucking box. Tighten it up right now, okay? Tighten this shit up.”

Billy Shakespeare.

Ernie Hemingway.

Aaron Boone.

Three of the world’s greatest manipulators of the English language.

The New York Yankees are 7 games up in the AL East and are walking into the playoffs with home field advantage. Just some savages going out there and dominating.

Oh, and while we’re on the topic of managers shouting at umpires, the strike zone should be a robot and the ‘human element’ of the game literally just means ‘sometimes something interesting happens when the umpire makes a mistake’. You know what’s even MORE interesting? Getting the calls right.

But that’s a conversation for another day. Until then, long live the 2019 New York Yankees: fucking savages in the box.

sidenote: I know there’s some sort of sexual pun to be made there but I’d like to go my entire life without calling a vagina a ‘box’.


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