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Tekashi 6IX9INE’s New Track ‘FEFE’ Ft. Nicki Minaj Will Make You Question If Tekashi Has Ever Actually Had Sex Before


There are about 70 things wrong with this song, video, human but I want to focus on one of the worst verses I ever heard where 69 raps about having intercourse with a woman in the hip-hop equivalent of ‘boobs feel like a bag of sand’.

Look at these BARS:

Pussy got that wet, wet, got that drip, drip
Got that super soaker, hit that, she a Fefe
Her name Keke, she eat my dick like it’s free, free
I don’t even know like “Why I did that?”
I don’t even know like “Why I hit that?”
All I know is that I just can’t wife that
Talk to her nice so she won’t fight back
Turn around and hit it from the back, back, back
Bend her down then I make it clap, clap, clap

 

Those are the words of a man whose entire understanding of sex is based off late night conversations he overheard on the subway at 2am on a Tuesday night by homeless men trying to impress each other.

“She eat my dick like it’s free free” doesn’t make any sense. I feel like I don’t need to explain why but I will say that describing the way someone eats something as ‘wow, look at him eating like it’s free’ does nothing to indicate the fashion in which someone is consuming something.

“Talk to her nice so she won’t fight back” Ah, the classic be kind to her so you can trick her into sleeping with you. I always say that dating is hard but not if you get the gaaaame, baby. Just listen to Tekashi 6ix9ine.

“Turn around and hit it from the back. Bend her down then I make it clap” is both redundant and silly. There is something super robotic and weird and creepy and not at all smooth or clever about ‘bending her down’.

I really hope a girl kisses 69 soon so he can rap better.

Also real quick, is there any rapper who is having a worse year than Nicki Minaj? Nicki came back early in January and dropped awful verse after awful verse. From my understanding, she has an album coming out soon and we can already pencil that in as the worst album of 2018.

Fefe sucks.

 

 

 

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