Ted Cruz Names Carly Fiorina His Vice President

[su_quote cite=”CNN” url=””]”After a great deal of consideration and prayer, I have come to the conclusion that if I am nominated to be president of the United States that I will run on a ticket with my vice presidential nominee Carly Fiorina,” Cruz said during a rally in Indianapolis.[/su_quote]

Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina, the new Dream Team. Very interesting move for Ted Cruz to pick a vice president when I’m pretty sure he hasn’t won a single primary election. Honestly forgot that Cruz was in this race still. I guess statistically, he isn’t.

But I can completely understand this move by Ted. I have yet to be drafted in the NBA but I have my Hall of Fame speech prepared anyway so again, I totally understand his brain here.

Also I quickly want to point out that I’m proud of these two people coming together. These might be the two ugliest humans in political history. So many asymmetrical faces.


Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you’re suddenly compelled to vote for Ted Cruz now because of this hail mary.

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