in

Teacher Arrested After Porn Pops Up On His Computer’s Screen Saver in Class

An English teacher in Texas was arrested after authorities said pornographic pictures popped up on his laptop screen saver during class.

William Perkins, a teacher at Chapel Hill High School in Tyler, was busted after deputies from the Smith County Sheriff’s Office got a tip from the school’s resource officer that a teacher there had displayed several nude photos to students on Monday. As the images appeared, several quick-thinking teens took videos of the smut slideshow and later reported it to school officials, KYTX reports.

Perkins’ computer — which he tried to take back from a school resource officer — was later seized as evidence, according to an arrest warrant affidavit obtained by the Dallas Morning News.

Investigators later found a “large amount of pornography,” including images that matched those captured by students’ videos in class. A deputy said it appeared Perkins’ computer was configured to display photos, including pornographic images, that were stored in an album on the device.

(NY Post)

 

When I was like, 9 years old, I downloaded photos of Anna Nicole Smith onto the family computer. That was the last time I downloaded porn. Mainly because you can just go to Pornhub and watch videos whenever you want and there’s no need to like, ever save images and videos anymore.

The point I’m making is, having a ‘large amount of pornography’ on your computer is pre-crime. No doubt in mind that William Perkins was about two weeks from decapitating a stranger that he picked up from the bus stop at 1am.

Also, who has a screen saver in 2018? When your computer goes idle either your screen simply turns black or you get those pipes. But who sits down at their computer, downloads a bunch of porn and then sets it up so that every single time they don’t use their computer for 20 minutes, you see images of Shyla Stylez getting bent over a table[1. RIP].

Please lock away William Perkins and throw away the key. At the very least, maybe keep him away from the classroom for the rest of time.

 

 

Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you think William Perkins should be in prison forever. Also, go ahead and throw Deadseriousness a Like on Facebook so that I can keep the lights on around here at HQ.

TheLesterLee

Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

E-mail Lester@Deadseriousness.com to talk directly about all Deadseriousness related stuff or if you just want to talk about like, the Yankees or Marvel comics or whatever.

Leave a Reply

kristen wiig

Is Casting Kristen Wiig As The Villain in Wonder Woman 2 A Bad Idea?

aj mccarron

AJ McCarron vs. Nathan Peterman Battling For The Buffalo Bills Starting Quarterback Job Is Going To Be Must-See TV