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Taylor Swift Wins Groping Lawsuit and Gets Awarded $1

After nearly four hours of deliberation, a jury ruled in favor of pop star Taylor Swift in her countersuit against former radio host David Mueller for alleged assault and battery.

Swift accused Mueller of groping her at a meet-and-greet event in June 2013. He will be required to pay $1 in damages to Swift.

The jury, comprised of six women and two men, also found the singer’s mother, Andrea Swift, not liable for tortious interference.

(CNN)

Shout out to Taylor Swift out here getting every single dollar he can. Line those pockets, girl. Do you want to know how you become the highest paid artist on the planet? Winning $1 lawsuits. Cash Rules Everything Around Me.

This is actually a huge win for women in the music industry who live in fear of pissing off DJs and producers. Look at Kesha who was basically blackballed from the music industry because she accused a very well respected and influential producer and being a creep which by the way if you’re a DJ, you’re a creep. Those two qualities go hand in hand. OF COURSE this creepy radio DJ groped Taylor Swift.

It’s a real shame that this $1 payout is going to bankrupt this lame ass DJ. Look for this guy to head back to the Bar Mitzvah circuit to recoup his losses.

 

 

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