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Taylor Swift Was Carried Out of Her House in a Suitcase…

Lifestyles of the rich and famous. It’s so tough being popular. One second you’re just hanging out with ma and pa down on the farm and the next thing you know, you can’t walk the streets anymore so you have to be carried around in luggage.

Taylor Swift is just trying to get by in this crazy world and thanks to her extremely loyal and loving fans, she can’t live a normal life. I totally feel her pain. Deadseriousness is hot, baby. TheLesterLee can’t go anywhere without a frenzy of fans lining up. I get it.

Shout out to the two guys who are probably making 7 figures from stuffing Taylor Swift into a bag and throwing her in the trunk of a car. That’s a real circle of trust move. I assume they were immediately driven to an alley and shot in the head. Either that, or I’ve watched too many movies.



Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you think Taylor Swift is probably doing the most. Also, go ahead and throw Deadseriousness a Like on Facebook so that I can keep the lights on around here at HQ.


Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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