Taylor Swift Is Releasing Her New Album On The Anniversary of the Death of Kanye West’s Mom


Sooo, Taylor Swift is officially a sociopath capable of murder, right? This isn’t payback. This isn’t revenge. This is spending weeks upon weeks stalking someone. Studying their habits. Going through their trash. Listening¬†to their phone calls. Finding someone’s vulnerability and striking when they least expect it. Taylor Swift is dangerous and needs to be put behind bars for pre-crime.

Taylor Swift is essentially Cersei sitting on the Iron Throne right now fighting wars on all fronts. Just when you think Katy Perry is going to strike, Taylor releases her full catalog of music back onto streaming services the same day that Katy Perry releases her new album. KO.

Now she’s releasing an album on the anniversary of the death of Kanye West’s mother. This is 100% intentional. Kim and Kanye tried to embarrass her last year with that voicemail where she gave Kanye permission to make the song Famous. Naturally her response was stab hurt Kanye in the heart.

I want/need Taylor behind bars before she does something insane. She’s out of control. Dead bodies everywhere. Time to turn our focus off of North Korea and onto Taylor Swift/Cersei Lannister.





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