TheLesterLee
A 22-year-old woman with 36L-sized breasts named Tanya Willis was kicked off of a roller coaster named, get this, ‘Colossus’ in England the other day because the safety bar was unable to lock due to her breast size.
According to the Daily Record report, a spokesperson for the amusement park, Thorpe Park, suggested Tanya contact customer service to discuss the incident, but did add that, “If our restraints do not click into safe mode, we will not allow a guest on the ride for their own safety. It will not start unless all restraints are locked. We have restriction boards at each attraction.”
(FHM)
Meet Tanya Willis, the woman whose tits are so gigantic that she can’t enjoy the simple things in life, like being able to ride roller coasters and not having your cup size in the headline of articles. This truly breaks my heart. The discrimination that goes on in this world is disgusting.
Would I have let her onto that roller coaster? Well no, absolutely not. I’m reallyyy not trying to close down my park because this chick with two rugby balls on her chest can’t get that safety bar over her rack. Pass. Ride the carousel and eat some funnel cake. Roller Coasters aren’t for you…people.
#PrayForTanyaWillis
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