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Steve Bannon Calls Paul Ryan a ‘Limp-Dick Motherfucker’

Steve Bannon reportedly called House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) “a limp-dick motherfucker who was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation,” referring to the think tank whose fiscal conservative policies the representative espouses.

The detail is one of many bizarre nuggets in Devil’s Bargain, a new book on White House chief strategist Bannon’s role in President Donald Trump’s political rise, by Bloomberg Businessweek reporter Joshua Green, who has extensively covered the former Breitbart chairman.

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Whether you love or hate Steve Bannon, it’s safe to say that he needs a microphone on him at all times to record his hot takes. I want a list of all of his nicknames for everyone in the White House. He’s basically every character in Veep just shitting on everyone in the hallways.

Does anyone actually like Paul Ryan? Because I’m pretty sure he is a limp-dick motherfucker. Like, I don’t think Steve Bannon and I have much in common but this is a no-brainer here. Tough not to just shrug and agree with him here.

Paul Ryan seems like the type of guy you can just walk up to and take his cell phone right out of his hands and he’ll somehow end up apologizing to you. Paul Ryan lives in a locker.

 

 

 

 

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