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Stephen A. Smith Doesn’t Watch Football

Stephen A. Smith is super excited for the Kansas City Chiefs to play the San Diego Chargers. He can’t wait to see Spencer Ware, who is out with an injury. He thinks Hunter Henry is going to have a big game, even though he’s been out all year but Derrick Johnson is going to shut him down, even though Derrick Johnson isn’t on an NFL roster.

Look at Tedy Bruschi and Max Kellerman just looking perplexed at Stephen A Smith’s nonsense. Bruschi was straight up disgusted. I wouldn’t be surprised if he faxes in a letter of resignation because he can’t work with such unprofessionalism.

Love the excuse here. He’s too distracted and he works too hard to like, now the star players on the teams that he’s supposed to provide audiences his insight on. Even when Stephen A is wrong, he can spin it into a victory.

Stephen A. Smith is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs.




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