Spurs Fan Files Lawsuit Against Zaza Pachulia For Injuring Kawhi Leonard

A “devoted, lifelong” San Antonio Spurs fan has filed a lawsuit naming Zaza Pachulia and the Golden State Warriors as defendants, alleging the center’s actions against Kawhi Leonard in Game 1 “devastated the quality of the Spurs’ chances of being competitive” and diminished “the value of the tickets purchased by plaintiff subsequent to their purchase.”

“All we are asking from the court is that this type of behavior, that can and does cause serious injury to our team and those that love it, not be allowed in San Antonio,” Alfonso Kennard Jr., lead attorney for the plaintiffs, told the San Antonio Express-News.




Andddd this is what happens when you team wins championships every year for a decade and you start to get entitled. When all you’re used to is championship parades every summer, you tend to forget that life isn’t fair.[1. As a Knicks fan, I am reminded of this daily.]

In this guy’s defense, fuck Zaza Pachulia. He so clearly intentionally committed a very dangerous move by placing his foot under Leonard and if you don’t believe it was intentional then you’re either a fool or a Golden State fan which again, makes you a fool.

There needs to be a consequence for taking out the only hope San Antonio had of winning this series thus making us watch more blow outs and sweeps and just boring basketball. I hate Zaza Pachulia. Pay this Spurs fan.






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