Fuck Tyreek Hill.
Let’s quickly recap Tyreek Hill’s super fun and chill history with his girlfriend:
Espinal, who was eight weeks pregnant at the time, said Hill had grabbed her neck with his hands, pinned her against the wall and then thrown her to the ground like a “rag doll.” She told an officer that Hill had picked her up by her hair and put her in a headlock. After Espinal had screamed “I can’t breathe” several times, she alleged, he released her, then sat on top of her, punching her in the stomach.
- In 2019, there was an ‘incident’ of child abuse where Tyreek may or may not have broken his son’s arm which went alongside an audio recording of him threatening to beat up his girlfriend while she claims that Tyreek punches his son in the chest. He notibly, does not deny punching his 3-year old in the chest.
Here are some chill quotes from the leaked audio recordings:
“He is terrified of you,” Espinal says. “And you say that he respects you, but it’s not respect.”
Hill says, “He respects me.”
“It’s terrify,” she says, “he’s terrified of you.”
“You need to be terrified of me, too, bitch,” Hill says. “That’s why you can’t keep a f–king man.”
Hill previously pleaded guilty to choking and punching Espinal while she was pregnant with the child.
The audio makes it clear that Espinal had previously been covering for Hill.
“I didn’t do nothing,” Hill insists during the discussion about the injury suffered by Hill’s son.
“Then why does [he] say, ‘Daddy did it’?” Espinal says. “Why does [he] say, ‘Daddy did it’?”
“I don’t know,” Hill says. “He says Daddy does a lot of things.”
“Like what?” Espinal says. “A three-year-old’s not gonna lie about what happened to his arm.”
Fast forward to his cute little press conference over the weekend after the NFL ruled he wasn’t suspended and he can return to Chiefs training camp and we see a man smiling ear to ear attempting to be ‘charming’ and apologizing for his bad language.
Ah yes, that is everyone’s main problem with you. You used the dreaded B-word. Fortunately over the weekend, he remembered that he had a mom and a sister and would hate if someone cursed at them.
Oh, and he punched his son because they box together. Tyreek Hill, professional football player and his son, 3-year old who can’t lift a fucking fork to his mouth. Perfect sparring partners.
And then Tyreek adds that his son likes superheroes and that’s how they play. For those scoring at home: those are two completely different reasons to punch a child. Either you’re teaching him boxing or you’re playing Avengers. Either way, 1. you are lying. 2. stop punching your child.
And finally, this garbage gets asked a question by a woman after his clear lie and responds by asking her what her name is and if she is unqualified to even be in the room with him.
Quick PR Tip: if you are in trouble for beating up a woman, maybe don’t immediately run and go publicly disrespect another woman.
But this is the NFL so as long as he continues to be productive on the field and the Kansas City Chiefs make the playoffs, then no one will care that his wife and child are terrified of him.
Someone please punch Tyreek Hill in the chest and break both of his arms. Please.
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