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Shout Out To Porn Stars Lela Star and Nicolette Shea Going Tits Out For Some Yeezys

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You know Yeezy season is upon us when Kanye West randomly starts tweeting out photos of random porn stars wearing his ratty sneakers on a random night. To be honest, I prefer these late night tweets from Kanye over him wearing a Make America Great Again and post screenshots of his friends begging him to stop supporting Trump.

I don’t understand why every company doesn’t promote their brand like this. Just put porn stars in all of your advertisements. No one would complain about IHOP turning into IHOb if they had Lisa Ann flipping that P into B and biting into an old dusty burger. There would be lines forming around the building.

If I turned on my television and saw Gianna Michaels was the new spokesperson for Frosted Flakes, I wouldn’t be writing this article right now. I’d be eating Frosted Flakes.

What a come up for Lela Star and Nicolette Shea. Do you think when Lela Star altered her entire appearance to look like Kim Kardashian she knew she would one day be asked to model shoes for Kim’s husband?

Also yea, shout out to the blonde for also being there. I don’t know who she is but I’m sure I’ll do a quick Google search once I’m done with these Frosted Flakes.

BRB, currently buying these poorly made sneakers. Also, RIP Shyla Stylez. I miss you every day. You would’ve looked great in these garbage shoes.

 

 

 

 

 


TheLesterLee

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