bud light shoplifting

Shout Out To My Guy Walking Into a Convenience Store and Walking Right Past The Cashier With 5 Cases of Bud Light

Look, sometimes you see a stack of bud light sitting by the front door at local gas station and it appears like it’s a free giveaway. Can’t blame my man for making a simple mistake that we’ve all made countless times.

 

*whispers* scaaaaamer.

You have no idea how many times I’ve wanted to do this. Whenever I walk into a 7-Eleven and see the stack of beer in front of the freezers, I want to just scoop them all up and head out to enjoy my night of sin. Maybe stop by the counter to tip my cap to the friendly cashier allowing me to run their pockets.

This man is my hero. Shout out to Terry Crews-lite putting his middle finger up at our society. Love that second security photo that shows him with 5 stacks of Bud Light in his arms as he cautiously looks over at the front counter looking like Homer Simpson sneaking out of the house to go to Moe’s Tavern.

Also real quick, if anyone sees this man in the streets and you call the cops, you’re a bitch. That should go without saying but I really hope I don’t see a story later today about my man getting arrested because some narc sees the black Incredible Hulk dragging out bags upon bags of empty Bud Light cans on recycling day.

Scamming Hall of Fame forever. Can’t. Knock. The. Hustle.

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TheLesterLee

Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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