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Shocking News, Lena Dunham Took The Tristan Thompson Cheating Story and Made It About Herself

If Lena Dunham stopped after the first tweet, I would fully agree with her. Jordyn Woods is the 21-year old best friend of Kylie Jenner who hooked up with Khloe Kardashian’s bae, Tristan Thompson and I agree, we should probably chill with the over-analysis of the behavior of a 21-year old girl.

Having said that, Lena Dunham also has the uncanny ability to not only make every single thing about herself but she always adds weird ass details like wearing dog leashes and shit. Honestly, I need like, 365 days without a Lena Dunham comment.

The worst part is, she’s probably going to run for president one day and win. That’s just what happens now. You say wild dumb nonsense on Twitter, have a TV show for half a decade and you’re more qualified than a Clinton because their name is Clinton which is a bad word or something, I don’t know, I’m rambling. This is what happens when you go from listening to a Howard Schultz interview to reading Lena Dunham tweets.

My point is, cut Lena’s wifi off. OH, and another reminder, make sure she doesn’t have pets anymore too. Actually, just put her in a cage where she can’t see news or have a phone to comment on anything. Problem solved.

And yea, we should probably point the finger at the man who is in a relationship and has a child with that woman, who is trying to finger the 21-year old girl at a party and not the 21-year old girl at a party who’s out here just trying to get fingered by any means necessary.


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Written by TheLesterLee

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