Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker Will Be The Worst Match In Wrestlemania History

Wrestlemania is right around the corner and the internet is buzzing. Anticipation is at an all time as this will be The Undertaker’s last Wrestlemania match. The Undertaker’s match is often times the most important match on the Wrestlemania card and this year his opponent is Shane McMahon. Yikes.

Shane McMahon is 46-years old and The Undertaker is 51. This match would be so exciting if the year was 2001 but unfortunately it is 2016 and watching these two old guys jump off of a cage might be cringeworthy.

The Undertaker’s last match should’ve been two years ago after Brock Lesnar ended his streak and gave him a concussion. It was a depressing as shit to see that old man wander backstage with a weird ass mohawk for no reason.

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This was an opportunity for the WWF to give a younger wrestle the opportunity to give The Undertaker his last great match. AJ Styles, Kevin Owens or Dean Ambrose. Any of those men would’ve put on an amazing show against Taker. Instead, it’s a man who hasn’t wrestled in close to a decade.

Shane McMahon might die.

I really don’t think it’s safe for him to be jumping off of a cage but I know it’s going to happen. We are going to witness a death right in the middle of Wrestlemania. That’s gonna like, suck. New drinking game: take a shot every time Shane McMahon dies.

Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker is going to be the worst match in Wrestlemania history…and I cannot wait.


Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee when Shane McMahon jumps off the cage and doesn’t stand back up.


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