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Sex Doll Brothel is Opening Up “Without the Many Restrictions and Limitations That a Real Partner May Come With”

Aura Dolls, the company behind the “brothel,” states on its website that its “vision is to bring you an exciting new way to achieve your needs without the many restrictions and limitations that a real partner may come with.”

The business is slated to open on September 8 at an address disclosed during the booking process. It currently allows customers to select from six female dolls, which each have a comprehensive profile. The dolls are all “aged” from 21 to 24-years-old and include details on their ethnicity, hair and eye color, their curves and their figure. Each profile also notes that their breasts are “natural.” The profiles certainly aim to exude a sense of human-like qualities, such as penchants and jealousy.

Customers reportedly won’t interact with any staff members during their visit. “They put their payment down on the counter and they go straight to their room,” Aura Dolls marketing director Claire Lee told CityNews. “They’ll probably not bump into a single person.” Instead, customers are reportedly surveilled through a camera when they arrive. The doll is waiting for them in their room.



Dating. Is. Hard.

But now thanks to this new brothel in Toronto, all of the complications of dating and having to be ‘nice’ to women are over and we can freely hump machines like we were all promised as kids watching The Jetsons.

Aura Dolls is saving us all the hassle of human interaction. You don’t even have to talk to a cashier or customer service at this place. You put your money down on the counter and walk into a dimly lit room with a doll, aged from 21-24 of course, and have your way with her ‘without the many restrictions and limitations that a real partner may come with’. Perfect.

The more I talk about this sex doll brothel, the more I’m hyped I am for this idea. Can’t wait for these to hit the states. No longer will I have to make eye contact or even talk to women. I can walk into the local strip mall and hump a lifesized Barbie doll that hundreds upon hundreds of other strange lonely men have just been inside.


If you need me, I’ll be with an Aura Doll around my neck ignoring all texts from real life people. Just as god intended.




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