Knicks have agreed to a 1-year deal with Sasha Vujacic for the veteran’s minimum, sources confirm to ESPN. 1st reported by the Vertical.
— Ian Begley (@IanBegley) July 12, 2016
I feel like this morning, Phil Jackson read all of my anti-Sasha tweets from last season as he smoked a cigar while Jeannie Buss was giving him a footjob and just laughed out loud when Vujacic’s agent texted him agreeing to a 1-year deal.
Q: How do you lose games in the NBA?
A: Easy, you let Sasha Vujacic play point guard
— King Lester (@TheLesterLee) January 29, 2016
Just a direct slap in the face to me. Phil Jackson, I know you’re reading this because of course you are. Why do you keep hurting me?
At the end of the day, this deal doesn’t hurt the team in any way. He was a great friend to Kristaps and I love how this team is sneaky so international. I mean, Carmelo definitely doesn’t give a fuck about any of those European guys but in his defense, most of the NBA doesn’t care either.
I just know at the end of the season when D-Rose is hurt and people get traded, Sasha will be starting again but #KnicksFansLivesDontMatter.
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