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Russell Wilson and Ciara Posted the Gayest Pregnancy Photo Ever

Just The 4 Of Us. ❤️ @harpersbazaarus

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I know we’re not supposed to use the word ‘gay’ anymore to mean lame but this is truly the gayest thing I’ve ever seen. Everything Russell Wilson touches is the wackest thing on Earth. Remember when Ciara was the baddest bitch? Yea, neither do I. All I remember is that she thinks Russell Wilson is cool soo she’s dead to me.

You can’t look at this photo and not think about Ciara’s ex, Future, who definitely saw this on Instagram and texted every girl he’s ever slept with a ‘what u doin’ text. At least, that’s always my move when I see an ex-girlfriend is happy without me. Just immediately try to get laid and forget everything.

Future set a record for having two consecutive albums hit number one in back to back weeks. Anndddd just like that, he’s now on suicide watch because his son is being raised by a better man. Don’t be shocked if we get a third album this Friday of him sobbing for an hour over Seattle Seahawks play-by-play.




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