Rush Limbaugh is Dead As Fuuuuuuuck Lolololololol

Rush Limbaugh was a lifelong piece of shit who doesn’t deserve the words I am currently writing. That garbage human is finally dead and should be thrown into the nearest contaminated river that he is directly responsible for with his decades of sucking corporations wee wees while denying climate change.

Do not let anyone call him ‘complicated’ or ‘controversial. There is absolutely zero nuance to his life. There is absolutely zero need to humanize the man who spent his entire life dehumanizing the most vulnerable groups of people in the country.

You don’t need to call him a radio ‘pioneer’ because he blazed a trail to just be openly loud, incorrect and racist in exchange for millions of dollars that he did not deserve. You can just call him a bitch and keep it moving.

We are not tip-toeing around calling this asshole an asshole out of respect to his death or his family or whatever. Nah. The man gave zero shits about the lives of the people he disrespected on a daily basis so there is no reason to suddenly care about his lame ass family.

“When they go low, we go high’ -said that woman who blew a 3-1 lead to Donald Trump. You do not get a raise at work for being ‘classy’ about Rush’s death. An evil man is dead in a hole somewhere and we should all be celebrating.

Shout out to lung cancer. You’re a real one.

I don’t even want to get into his specific racist nonsense like when he thought Philadelphia Eagle QB, Donovan McNabb, was getting to much credit for the success of the team simply because the media was desperate to praise a black quarterback. McNabb went to a Super Bowl by the way. Rush did not. Oh, and the media literally never tried to champion anyone black. Like ever.

But that’s why being conservative is truly all about. It’s an entire philosophy to defend their internal hatred for anyone that looks non-white.

He re-titled the NBA as the Thug Basketball Association. Your eyes can bleed from a dogwhistle that loud.

LIMBAUGH: You just gotta be who you are, and I think it’s time to get rid of this whole National Basketball Association. Call it the TBA, the Thug Basketball Association, and stop calling them teams. Call ’em gangs. You have the Laker Gang, you have the Heat Gang, you have a Timberwolf Gang [distortions of official team names], and let ’em strap up out there, and let ’em market their CDs. Instead of selling concessions, sell CDs out there at the concession stand.

All the players get involved in this, and if a fight breaks out, hey, it’s what happens! It’s what happens with gangs, and if a cop gets bloodied, you know, that’s a bonus for the gang member that pulls that off, and let the fans, you know, go in knowingly. They’re going in to watch the Crips and the Bloods out there wherever the neighborhood is where the arena happens to be, and be who you are.


Wow, what a ‘pioneer’. Thank you Rush for bringing racism to the radio. You truly changed the world.

Everyone’s life is better now that Rush no longer has one.


Here’s 10 minutes of Rush Limbaugh being racist:


Fuck Rush Limbaugh.


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