Is there anyone on planet Earth more sensitive than Rob Kardashian? I mean, no one is saying that Blac Chyna is the easiest person to deal with but once you start posting old texts and private photos, you have officially lost the break up.
There is something extremely lame about posting about what your ex is up to. From my understanding, these two sociopaths had broken up a long time ago so to randomly wake up this morning and attempt to put Blac Chyna on blast for moving on without you is extremely lame.
Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna make Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom look like the Cleavers.1 I wouldn’t be shocked if they’ve literally had a tug of war with their baby just yanking on limbs hoping that King Solomon can help them decide who the baby belongs to but when he says ‘cut the baby in half and you both get a piece’ both Rob and Chyna look at each other, shrug and take home their half of the baby.
“Ok trying to cum before I shower” -Robby K.
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- everyone still gathers the family around the TV every night to watch Leave It To Beaver, right? ↵