Reuben Foster Beat The Shit Out of a Woman Twice Sooo Why Did The Washington Redskins Just Sign Him?

What Happened?

The 49ers announced Foster’s release prior to their Week 12 game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers after he was arrested on suspicion of domestic violence on Saturday night at the team’s hotel in Tampa.

Per, the Hillsborough County (Fla.) Sheriff’s office police report stated Foster was booked on a first-degree misdemeanor domestic violence charge.

The woman told police that Foster “slapped her phone out of her hand, pushed her in the chest area and slapped her with an open hand on the right side of her face.”

Per the San Francisco Chronicle, Foster and the woman, Elissa Ennis, were involved in a separate domestic disturbance incident in October when a neighbor called police after hearing an argument between the couple stemming from “material found on his cell phone.”

Foster was previously arrested in February for suspicion of domestic violence, threats and possession of an assault weapon.

(Bleacher Report)


The San Francisco 49ers waived linebacker, Reuben Foster, this past weekend because he was arrested for beating up his girlfriend in his hotel room the Saturday night before a game.

This is the second domestic abuse violation against Reuben Foster in just a couple of months. Except after the first arrest, the woman went to court and said that she lied about it ever happening which absolved Foster of all charges.

Now, I can’t confirm or deny whether or not that first beating actually took place but here’s something I know about garbage men who get caught beating women: it’s never their first time hitting a woman.

So if he was arrested this past weekend for hitting his girl, it really makes you think that Foster hit her the first time and she said it didn’t happen to protect her bae and his livelihood in the NFL.  How many times can you get away with reportingly slapping a woman in the face and having her lie and say ‘uh no, I got into another fight earlier in the night’ before we realize that homegirl is in an abusive relationship and is behaving like a woman in an abusive relationship.

Get this trash can out of here. There are no reasons for signing him.

He also has been suspended for failing drug tests which I won’t pretend to care about. Everyone go get high. Life is hard. But once you put your hands on a girl, that’s it. You can fuck the fuck off forever. Reuben Foster got his second chance and he blew it last weekend.

Sooooooo why did the Washington Redskins just claim Reuben Foster off waivers?

What are our values? Sorry, I just sounded like an annoying church mother right there. What I mean to say is Reuben Foster should be burned at the stake live on NBC at 8pm tonight.

Shout out to the 49ers for giving Foster the second chance and then immediately cutting him when he hit his girl again. And fuck the Washington Redskins for deciding that they’re all in on Adrian Peterson beating his son to a pulp and Reuben Foster slapping his girlfriend til his hand hurt.

Fuck Washington.




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