A few weeks ago, Page Six reported that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were getting a divorce and then we literally heard zero updates on this. Arguably the most famous woman on planet Earth is about to be single and there was one story about it. Then never again.
You can say that there was a Capitol Siege the next day after the report. You can say there is a presidential inauguration occurring literally as I write this but like, laugh out loud. Let’s not pretend as if Kim Kardashian fans are more focused on the smooth transition of political power than they are focused on Kim’s new divorce lip fillers.
Turns out there is a new report that the Kim and Kanye divorce is the theme of the final season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians and they are keeping all of the details extremely private so their reality show isn’t spoiled.
This is going to be the most hilarious divorce in the history of history.
Do you understand the level of psychopathy to highkey be in the midst of a brutal breakup with the father of your children and think to yourself ‘this is the perfect finale’? Assuming E! has already delivered the bag for the final season and getting higher TV ratings has zero financial incentive for her, this is an amazing decision.
The world needed sociopath Kim back.
It’s over for this lame family/mom brand she was building for the past half decade. Time to get back to the nonsense. It already started last week when she posted her painted face and arms matched with her pale white hands leading to the internet roasting her and her black face.
The nation is healing and coming together in order to shit on Kim’s dumb antics again. We are going to see her new butt all over our newsfeeds by the time I finish pretending to proofread this article.
As far as Kanye goes, I just hope this leads to 808s and Heartbreak II but I know it’ll just lead to him marching in a Proud Boys protest of a new mosque in Los Angeles.
OH, and I will be watching every episode of the new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. As I do every season. As is tradition.