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4 Reasons Why You Should Hate the Golden State Warriors

The Golden State Warriors are the absolute worst, mainly because they’re the absolute best. Steph Curry, Klay Thompson and Draymond Green have former a super team in Oakland and it appears are though they are making their way to the NBA Finals for the third consecutive season. Shit.

I don’t understand how anyone outside of the bay era can proudly beat their chest and say that they’re fans of this team. I’m disgusted just thinking about some loser in Tulsa with a Steph Curry poster over their bed. Disgusted.

Here are 4 reasons why you should hate the Golden State Warriors:

1. Privileged Rich Kids

There is something honorable about the player who came from nothing and worked his ass off to escape poverty and make his dreams of becoming an NBA player come true. Isaiah Thomas and Dion Waiters [1. Future MVP, Dion Waiters***]are perfect examples of guys who have been through the crucible and basketball seems to be their escape from their harsh lives.

Steph Curry and Klay Thompson grew up privileged millionaires. Their fathers were NBA players.Do you realize how big of an advantage it is to have your dad, who is an NBA player, teach you how to shoot a basketball? No shit Steph and Klay are the best shooters in the league.[2. ignore the fact that Michael Jordan’s son is the worst basketball player of all time.]

They are literally the villains in every 80’s movie.

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