4. Fuck Tom Brady
If Tom Brady wins another MVP Award I’m boycotting the NFL. Aaron Rodgers can’t manage to put together a full 16 game season. Carson Wentz and DeShaun Watson are coming off knee tears. Um, who else can I shit on? Ben Roethlisberger wants to retire. Every part of Andrew Luck’s body hurts. Russell Wilson will be murdered by Ndamukong Suh. Cam Newton led the NFL is turnovers last season.
This award belongs to Jared Goff. As it was written.
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