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Ray Allen Was Catfished By Multiple Women Who All Ended Up Being Just One Creepy Dude

Retired NBA star Ray Allen said he is a victim of “catfishing,” and has asked a court to throw out a case where he is accused of stalking someone he met online.

Allen filed an emergency motion in Orange County, Florida, on Tuesday, one day after Bryant Coleman told the court he is being stalked by the 10-time All-Star and two-time NBA champion.

Allen said Coleman is the one who is stalking.

“Coleman pretended to be a number of attractive women interested in Ray Allen,” read the motion filed on Allen’s behalf. “Ray believed he was speaking with these women and communicated with them.”

In the filing, Allen said Coleman threatened to reveal details of their conversations, and that the sides eventually struck a deal to keep everything private. Allen said that deal has been violated and that Coleman has continued to harass him and his family through several social-media accounts.

“He posted about Ray’s wife, Ray’s children, Ray’s dog, Ray’s homes, Ray’s wife’s restaurant, and numerous other personal items,” read the motion. “Coleman not only posted about these things, he would actually post while physically located inside Ray’s wife’s restaurant in Orlando. And he would make sure they knew it, tagging Ray and his wife on those posts.”



Ray Allen is a millionaire. He has won multiple NBA championships. Damn it, he was nominated for an MTV Movie Award. He has it all. His wife also happens to be one of the better looking women I’ve ever seen.

But based off of his previous tweet history, my man can’t get enough of these chicks on the internet:

 Ray Allen likes the taste of women on the internet, whether they are actually women orrr Bryant Coleman from Orange County, Florida. It’s 2017. You can’t be out here getting catfished by the same guy every single time. Close your DM’s, my guy.

OF COURSE, Coleman is stalking you. At this point, there’s definitely a romance brewing between Allen and Coleman. No way you get caught by the same catfish every time. That’s on purpose. Just come out and say you like talking to this man. We all need friends. Especially when your wife is pissed at you for always sending dick pics to other women online.

To me, this sounds like the beginning of a beautiful relationship.


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