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R. Kelly is Under Criminal Investigation….FUCKING FINALLY

What Happened?

R. Kelly is reportedly under criminal investigation. According to multiple outlets, the Fulton County District Attorney’s office is looking into sexual abuse allegations levied against the disgraced singer. Authorities have reportedly reached out to multiple women who are involved in the scandal, including his alleged hostage Joycelyn Savage.

Insiders say investigators have ordered Savage to answer their questions regarding her relationship with Kelly. The 23-year-old woman has been living with the entertainer for the past several years; her family claims she has been brainwashed and is prohibited from leaving Kelly’s residence or having unsupervised contact with the outside world. Savage has denied the allegations, insisting she wasn’t being held against her will.

(Complex)

So real quick, fuck R. Kelly.

A few years ago it was reported that R. Kelly straight up had a sex cult in his mansion full of brainwashed teenage girls that were living there against their will. There were zero consequences to those reports.

And then the Surviving R. Kelly hit the streets and nowwww all of a sudden we’re done with this man who has been sexually abusing women from day one.

But I get it. The culture has shifted and we are no longer pretending like entertainers we enjoy are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want behind closed doors as long as they keep tap dancing for us like the WB frog.

We are now holding celebrities and celebrity men especially, accountable for being disgusting women destroying monsters. I don’t want to hear Ignition Remix. Maaaybe I’ll listen to Dave Chappelle’s parody but nah, we’re off this man entirely.

Put R. Kelly and Bill Cosby in a jail cell together and then light that jail cell on fire and take this garbage can off of my Spotify.

Oh and speaking of Spotify, I should also take this time and anger and direct it at all of the people who have aided R. Kelly in his spike in sales and record streams after watching a documentary in which you learn about his decades of being a toxic rapist and freely peeing on little girls.

Fuck R. Kelly.

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