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R Kelly is a Bitch, a Coward and a Rapist

Today, R Kelly went on CBS This Morning to yell at Gayle King about how much HE is struggling with all of the current and old ‘allegations’ of him holding women captive in his house and basically running a sex cult consisting of mostly little teenage girls.

He is currently facing 10 counts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse against four women, three of whom were underage. There was an entire documentary series featuring all of the women he held as sex slaves. There was so much information that they might do a SECOND SEASON. That’s how many women he raped.

I have no idea who advised him to take any public interviews during the middle of all his legal troubles but you know what doesn’t portray innocence? Screaming and crying that you didn’t do anything wrong and towering over Gayle King like you’re about to hit her.

Remember when Brett Kavanaugh was being pressed about that time he 1000% sexually assaulted Christine Ford and his defense was just shouting about how unfair everything was and how much he liked beer or whatever?

Over 50 women have accused R Kelly of sexual abuse. Shit, we literally saw a video of him peeing on a little girl like, 15 years ago. There’s video evidence of this. And now Robert Kelly wants us to feel bad for him because he can no longer get away with his decades of trapping women in his rape dungeon. Poor guy.

Get R Kelly the fuck out of here.

We need to have zero tolerance for any of these men who respect women so little that they’ll not only treat their bodies like re-usable sex dolls but they’ll freak out and lose their minds when they’re questioned about it as if we shouldn’t be concerned with what these women say or feel at all. We should feel sorry for the men who have to carry the burden of being labeled a rapist.

Fuck that.

Next time I see R Kelly on my television, they better be burning his ass alive. I’ll light the match.

Also real quick, round of applause to Gayle King for stepping into the ring with R Kelly and keeping her cool while Robert Kelly’s bitch ass cried and complained and lost his temper.

Stop interviewing him and just arrest him. He did it. He’s currently doing it. He’s going to do it again.

 

 

 

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