R Kelly, who has been accused keeping young women captive in an alleged sex cult, has signed up Bill Cosby’s former powerhouse attorney, Monique Pressley, sources exclusively revealed to DailyMail.com.
Linda Mensch, another attorney for R Kelly, 50, issued a statement on her client’s behalf last week, following allegations that he is holding young woman captive in a ‘sex cult’ at a number of properties in Chicago and Atlanta.
The statement read: ‘Mr. Robert Kelly is both alarmed and disturbed at the recent revelations attributed to him. Mr Kelly unequivocally denies such allegations and will work diligently and forcibly to pursue his accusers and clear his name.’
Real recognize real. R Kelly is being attacked for having his own sex cult so he called up his homie Bill Cosby, who more or less had his own sex cult in the 70’s, and now they’re sharing attorneys to help get them through all of this unwarranted public outrage.
Seeing as how Bill Cosby very clearly drugged a bajillion chicks and had his way with all of them and is very much facing zero consequences for his actions, it’s safe to say that R Kelly will be back home to his sex cult and left alone to urinate where he pleases.
My goal is to reach a point financially where I can just start my own basement cult. I don’t need all the weird sex stuff. I just want a room full of devoted people who will just absorb all of my bullshit as fact. That’s literally the point of this website.
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