PSA: Do Not Send A Snapchat To Me And Also Add It To Your Snapchat Story

There is an epidemic sweeping the nation: Assholes sending snapchats to individual people as well as posting it in their Snapchat story. It’s rude. It’s obnoxious. It’s selfish. It’s cruel. And you should receive the death penalty for this offense.

Receiving a snapchat is like a 1-10 second little gift you get to unwrap. There’s something very special and precious to a photo/video message. The problem is you never know who else that snapchat was sent to. It takes all personal feeling out of messaging when you can send 10 identical “I miss you” snapchats to 10 different people at the same exact time.

That’s where sending a snap to an individual while simultaneously making it your Snapchat story becomes so disrespectful. You’re not even trying to hide the fact that you’re sending that message to everyone and their mothers, you Snapchat whore. I hate you.

Don’t be a pile of shit forever. Improve. If you think the video of your cat yawning is so spectacular that you think everyone needs to see it, just exclusively send it to your story. If you make it both your story AND send it directly to people, you’re a sociopath. Take the batteries out of your remote control, slice them open, and start chugging. You’re the scum of the Earth.

 

Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you are fed up with this nonsense too. Also, go ahead and throw Deadseriousness a Like on Facebook so that I can keep the lights on around here.

 

Edited by Morgan Mandriota.

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