1. Dave Chappelle: Equanimity
Not a movie but Dave Chappelle’s third stand up special of the year is coming out on December 31st and I couldn’t think of a better way to end the year seeing as how last year I got blackout drunk and was creepy around every girl I made eye contact with. Yea, I think I’m going to stay home and just watch jokes instead of pouring champagne all over the shirt I should’ve ironed.
Happy New Year! If you see me out at the bar on New Year’s Eve, please call me a taxi before I get mega drunk and hit on a girl while her boyfriend is in the bathroom. Pray for me.