2. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
I may or may not have written that Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 is the worst movie of all time but it’s definitely worth the watch just so that you enjoy the only good thing left in Bradley Cooper’s career which is playing an animated raccoon in space. The fuck happened to that man’s career?
Kurt Russell is BACK babyyyy. And this time, he’s banging Star Lord’s mom and actually everyone’s mom for that matter. If you love the idea of Kurt Russell being the most fertile man in the galaxy, then you’re going to love Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.